The Pope has weighed in
on the new Mel Gibson movie 'The Passion of Christ saying "it is as it was"
Jesus, who was there at the time, has his own review....
"Father forgive them, for they know not what they do"
Ben Affleck has gone to
the Persian Gulf to show the troops his new movie "Paycheck" .....
After Gigli , he figures he needs a captive audience -
the places he will go to get away from J-Lo
I thought 'Return of the Ring" starred Ben and J-Lo
J-lo says she bent over backwards to save that relationship, maybe if she
bent over frontward they'd still be together.
After Gigli, should he really be showing his movie to men with weapons?
Just what the soldiers need to boost their morale!
Sean P-Diddty Combs debuts on Broadway this spring in a revival if Sidney
Poitier's "A Raisin In THe Sun" He'll be the raisin with the gun.
Delaware
is well into their smoking ban. Chewing is legal so long as you don't have to deal with
the second hand spit.
Looking for the perfect gift for someone you can't stand? Get them Guns 'N Roses Tickets
and tell them to get there early.
Those guys Fu'd the FU Center by not showing up for two shows and in their absence they
were better than MixMaster Mike who showed up and played.
New Doors Drummer Stewart Copeland broke his
arm bicycling, thus postponing the tour. In an effort to keep in shape, Copeland has
joined a Def Leppard tribute band.
Christmas is the time of year when
shopping mall is used as a verb.
Wanna save some money this holiday
season? Go Christmas shopping with Wynonna Ryder.
A new Harvard study says 2600 people
a year die from cell phone related auto deaths......they're advising you wait until you
get home before you open your bill.
Another study says cell phones could cause brain cancer, Kinda makes you wanna call people
you don't like and talk to them for a while.
A major breakthrough in the Iraqi weapons inspections. They found where Sadaam is hiding
all his Christmas presents. Those aren't bombs, they're fruitcakes.
Fruitcake..the Headcheese of deserts
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talk movies shall we? New
Movie called Auto Focus looks at Bob Crane's secret pornographic life. It's original title
was Hogan's Whores.
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Tonight's the Country Music Awards, "Let's see who turned their most heartbreaking
stories into the best hit songs" (The CMA's are Wednesday)
The Stones will soon be doing NBA commercials. Every time the Knicks shoot they'll play
"Miss You"
New VH1 show called "Rock this House" where rock stars come and decorate your
home. If only Keith Moon had lived to see this
30 thousand people ran in the New York City marathon, The ones carrying the hot DVD
players were not in the race.
" I SPY" Eddie Murphy recreates the old 60's spy classic. Please stop them
before they get to "My Mother The Car"
When asked if she was having sex in college, Chelsea Clinton replied "Well not
according to my father"
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the Osbournes have a third season? Sharon tells Barbara Walters no on a special edition of
20/20 which airs , but when an MTV executive asked her about it she said " You can't
always believe what you hear"....
I don't know about you , but to me nothing says sitcom dad like Ozzy Osbourne
Actually they made a deal to rerun "The Osbournes" on the Family Channel only
they're going to call it "Father Knows Bats".......brought to you by
Dove.."Taste Great Less Filling"
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