The Pope has weighed in on the new Mel Gibson movie 'The Passion of Christ saying "it is as it was" Jesus, who was there at the time, has his own review....
"Father forgive them, for they know not what they do"

Ben Affleck has gone to the Persian Gulf to show the troops his new movie "Paycheck" .....
After Gigli , he figures he needs a captive audience -
the places he will go to get away from J-Lo

I thought 'Return of the Ring" starred Ben and J-Lo

J-lo says she bent over backwards to save that relationship, maybe if she bent over frontward  they'd still be together.

After Gigli, should he really be showing his movie to men with weapons?
Just what the soldiers need to boost their morale!

Sean P-Diddty Combs debuts on Broadway this spring in a revival if Sidney Poitier's "A Raisin In THe Sun" He'll be the raisin with the gun.

Delaware is well into their smoking ban. Chewing is legal so long as you don't have to deal with the second hand spit.

Looking for the perfect gift for someone you can't stand? Get them Guns 'N Roses Tickets and tell them to get there early.

Those guys Fu'd the FU Center by not showing up for two shows and in their absence they were better than MixMaster Mike who showed up and played.

New Doors Drummer Stewart Copeland broke his arm bicycling, thus postponing the tour. In an effort to keep in shape, Copeland has joined a Def Leppard tribute band.

Christmas is the time of year when shopping mall is used as a verb.

Wanna save some money this holiday season? Go Christmas shopping with Wynonna Ryder.

A new Harvard study says 2600 people a year die from cell phone related auto deaths......they're advising you wait until you get home before you open your bill.

Another study says cell phones could cause brain cancer, Kinda makes you wanna call people you don't like and talk to them for a while.

A major breakthrough in the Iraqi weapons inspections. They found where Sadaam is hiding all his Christmas presents. Those aren't bombs, they're fruitcakes.

Fruitcake..the Headcheese of deserts

Let's talk movies shall we?

New Movie called Auto Focus looks at Bob Crane's secret pornographic life. It's original title was Hogan's Whores.

 


Tonight's the Country Music Awards, "Let's see who turned their most heartbreaking stories into the best hit songs" (The CMA's are Wednesday)

The Stones will soon be doing NBA commercials. Every time the Knicks shoot they'll play "Miss You"

New VH1 show called "Rock this House" where rock stars come and decorate your home. If only Keith Moon had lived to see this

30 thousand people ran in the New York City marathon, The ones carrying the hot DVD players were not in the race.

" I SPY" Eddie Murphy recreates the old 60's spy classic. Please stop them before they get to "My Mother The Car"

When asked if she was having sex in college, Chelsea Clinton replied "Well not according to my father"
 

Will the Osbournes have a third season? Sharon tells Barbara Walters no on a special edition of 20/20 which airs , but when an MTV executive asked her about it she said " You can't always believe what you hear"....

I don't know about you , but to me nothing says sitcom dad like Ozzy Osbourne

Actually they made a deal to rerun "The Osbournes" on the Family Channel only they're going to call it "Father Knows Bats".......brought to you by Dove.."Taste Great Less Filling"

 

 

'"Kurt Cobain's journals are being let out now , where he wrote his deepest innermost thoughts. I think his last thought was " I wonder if it's loaded"

 

Oakland Raiders Kicker Sebastian Jankowski has pleaded innocent to drunk driving charges last month , even though his blood alcohol was twice the legal limit., apparently the cops were trying to prevent the Pole from hitting a car!

 

Winonna Ryder found guilty of shoplifting could face 3 years in prison. She claimed she was doing research for the her roll in the Dana Plato Story. Before she surrenders she's' going to pick up some hair dye for Robert Blake. Her prison nickname among the inmates will be Iwanna Ryder.

Republicans came up huge in this week's elections! In fact the only democrat who remained in office was Martin Sheen.

Halloween is where you spend all year telling your kids not to take candy from strangers and then send them out in drag soliciting.

 

 

Looking for that perfect gift? Check out the Victoria Secret Fashion Show on CBS.  Better known as the "Thong-A-Thon."  Guys be sure to tell your mate she'd look great in that...no matter what she looks like! I'm sure they make that in extra large!

If Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock have a child would they call it Kid Knockers?

America at war, First we attack, then we drop food. America at home, first we eat the we get bombed!

New Harry Potter movie coming out. About a boy who turns 12 and magical things start to happen to him..Didn't we used to call that puberty?

New VH-1 show called Rock the House. Where rocks tars come in and redecorate your home.  Just don't let Michael Jackson do your son's room.

©2003 Steve Trevelise